Goalies are heaven on earth
lidstrom:

ohvegeta:

“YEAH, WELL, I’M NOT EATING MY BROCCOLI EITHER!”

other captions for this picture:
“I DON’T CARE, PAUL, YOU’RE NOT MY REAL DAD”
“NO YOU CAN’T TRIPLE STAMP A DOUBLE STAMP, YOU CAN’T TRIPLE STAMP A DOUBLE STAMP”
“MOM, HE KEEPS PUTTING HIS HANDS ON MY SIDE OF THE CAR”
“I DO NOT EAT POOP, MOOOOM HE SAID I EAT POOP”
“NO, BULBASAUR SUCKS - I SAID BULBASAUR SUCKS, CHARIZARD IS SO MUCH BETTER”
“YOU ALWAYS LET ERIC GET A POWER RANGER AND YOU NEVER LET ME GET ANYTHING MOM I WISH I WAS NEVER BOOOOOORN”
“MOM I WANTED LEGOS, THESE ARE MEGA BLOKS.  NO MOM THEY ARE NOT THE SAME GOD”

lidstrom:

ohvegeta:

“YEAH, WELL, I’M NOT EATING MY BROCCOLI EITHER!”

other captions for this picture:

“I DON’T CARE, PAUL, YOU’RE NOT MY REAL DAD”

“NO YOU CAN’T TRIPLE STAMP A DOUBLE STAMP, YOU CAN’T TRIPLE STAMP A DOUBLE STAMP”

“MOM, HE KEEPS PUTTING HIS HANDS ON MY SIDE OF THE CAR”

“I DO NOT EAT POOP, MOOOOM HE SAID I EAT POOP”

“NO, BULBASAUR SUCKS - I SAID BULBASAUR SUCKS, CHARIZARD IS SO MUCH BETTER”

“YOU ALWAYS LET ERIC GET A POWER RANGER AND YOU NEVER LET ME GET ANYTHING MOM I WISH I WAS NEVER BOOOOOORN”

MOM I WANTED LEGOS, THESE ARE MEGA BLOKS.  NO MOM THEY ARE NOT THE SAME GOD”

the third jerseys are here! (x)

fuckinsexyhockeyplayers:

girouxtiful:

who dat who dat

i g g ingla

fuckinsexyhockeyplayers:

girouxtiful:

who dat who dat

i g g ingla

shipwrecked-toy-soldier:

me at school
lupeskog:

GOOD DAY

lupeskog:

GOOD DAY

Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

There’s something magical about the vibe in a hockey rink.

Jamie Benn completes the ALS challenge (x)

sidmalkin:

Jordan Staal accepts the Ice Bucket Challenge.

sidmalkin:

Beau Bennett does the Ice Bucket Challenge.

it was fun, thanks for the ‘sweet’ meeting (1, 2, 3)

Happy Birthday kid.

Jeff Skinner has a hard time pronouncing “consistency” (x)

jackocalllahan:

CONEHEAD WEEK, DAY FIVE: FAVORITE CONTRIBUTION - buzz schneider, usa v. ussr 

"pavelich, up ahead to schneider. slapshot. it goes in!"